id be glad to
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
My balls are so social today.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Randomize