Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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