I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize