I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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