I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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