I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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