is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
