Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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