if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
This is my gift to your gina
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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