The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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