well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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