I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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