so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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