The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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