So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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