I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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