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So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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