so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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