I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Randomize
