Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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