That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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