"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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