ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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