hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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