We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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