Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
one might say we're banned from that church
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Randomize
