I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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