I can text with my tongue
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
