Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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