i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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