Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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