In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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