I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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