I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Boobs are out for the taking
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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