I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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