fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
This house was built for laser tag.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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