How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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