Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I lost the right to judge tonight
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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