I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
You need Xanax blowdarts
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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