i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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