I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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