quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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