She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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