My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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