Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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