When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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