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(770): View more from Georgia

Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex

(404): View more from Georgia

Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut

(770): View more from Georgia

Fuck. Wron person. But yea

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(773): View more from Illinois

i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck

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(917): View more from New York City

someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.

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(+31): View more from The Netherlands

bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.

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(678): View more from Georgia

i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade

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(904): View more from Florida

I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.

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(415): View more from California

yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch

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