on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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