His pubic hair was longer than his dick
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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