She's JV to your varsity
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
