that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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