dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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