I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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