I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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