So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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