? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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