How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
