..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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