Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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