Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
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